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You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your...
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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Most maxim-mongers have preferred the prettiness to the justness of a thought, and the...
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Never say anything to hurt anyone. Moreover . . . refrain from double talk,...
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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Gods are fragile things they may be killed by a whiff of science or...
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.