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Man is the cruelest animal.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled...
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When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me Plant thou...
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness,...
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Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
Quote #30814
Speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee.