Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #10302
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a...
Quote #757
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Quote #6858
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Quote #13554
To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat...
Quote #4943
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Quote #25031
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
Quote #3103
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #22582
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...