Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #32366
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #26229
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Quote #11582
When you control the ball, you control the score.
Quote #28245
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Quote #9482
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Quote #14546
There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and...
Quote #18361
The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is...
Quote #7460
Underlying the whole scheme of civilization is the confidence men have in each other,...