Quote #2833
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
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You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you...
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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence...
Quote #2519
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Quote #820
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
Quote #17748
A poet’s hope to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.
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I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
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Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Quote #7033
If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much...
Quote #6550
To love someone is to identify with them.