Quote #8372
Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their books; but love from look, toward...
Quote #19934
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as...
Quote #7700
Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #10437
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #8530
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.
Quote #34408
To err is human.
Quote #4911
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #25577
I thank my God everytime I remember you.