Quote #16101
Take egotism out and you would castrate the benefactors.
Quote #18093
Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and...
Quote #34454
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #8916
Generosity with strings is not generosity; It is a deal.
Quote #2472
I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
Quote #10898
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Quote #28426
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
Quote #25056
Another belief of mine that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I...
Quote #31855
Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts, perhaps the fear of a loss of power.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...