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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Beauty is but the sensible image of the Infinite. Like truth and justice it...
Quote #13847
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
Quote #59
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Quote #18066
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t...
Quote #3754
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
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If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good...
Quote #26043
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of...
Quote #4312
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
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I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life...