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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
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Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
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How much pain have cost us the evils which have never happened.
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I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
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Let us welcome controversial books and controversial authors.
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I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...