Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #9501
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Quote #145
Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to...
Quote #12300
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Quote #31113
An election is a bet on the future, not a popularity test of the...
Quote #28378
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #1782
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #14539
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Quote #27818
Do you want my one-word secret of happiness–it’s growth–mental, financial, you name it.
Quote #31176
I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.