Andrew A. Rooney Quote #31245 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Will Rogers Quote #9501 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Lenny Bruce Quote #145 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to...
Steve Martin Quote #12300 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
James Barrett Scotty Reston Quote #31113 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 An election is a bet on the future, not a popularity test of the...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28378 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Oscar Wilde Quote #1782 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Robert Byrne Quote #14539 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Harold S. Geneen Quote #27818 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Do you want my one-word secret of happiness–it’s growth–mental, financial, you name it.
Tom Robbins Quote #31176 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.