Alfred E. Neuman, The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (MAD magazine) Quote #5039 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
Antoinette Brown Blackwell Quote #1374 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.
Stephen Leacock Quote #34189 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Newspapermen learn to call a murderer ‘an alleged murderer’ and the King of England...
Albert Einstein Quote #24200 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Why does this magnificent applied science, which saves work and makes life easier, bring...
Jonathan Swift Quote #3649 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
Albert E. Wiggam Quote #14888 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Lady Mary Wortley Montagu Quote #8954 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, from "Love in the Time of Cholera" Quote #3245 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 …they no longer felt like newlyweds, and even less like belated lovers. It was...
W. C. Fields Quote #3931 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Dave Barry Quote #20537 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...