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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
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The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.
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I muse with the greatest affection on every flower I have known from my...
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If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly...
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I have found you an argument I am not obliged to find you an...
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I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to...
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Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow’s sun to thee may never rise.