Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
Quote #24836
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Quote #13404
If you are what you should be, you will set the whole world ablaze.
Quote #10037
I think all great innovations are built on rejections.
Quote #3940
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
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Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of...
Quote #14031
The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
Quote #33342
Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything for there is no man...