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A well frog knows nothing of the ocean for it is bound by its...
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In this present moment we are either smaller than we once were or else...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #6582
Sin is the only real colour element left in modern life.
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
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Life is too short to be sensible.
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I will not add another word.
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...