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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
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A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Life is a gift of the immortal Gods, but living well is the gift...
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He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan...
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If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
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No good deed goes unpunished.
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Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
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Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make...