Quote #28563
One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.
Quote #21916
We all become great explorers during our first few days in a new city,...
Quote #17877
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #478
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the...
Quote #21243
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
Quote #23047
The beauty of ‘spacing’ children many years apart lies in the fact that parents...
Quote #28168
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Quote #16846
Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce
Quote #26576
Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.
Quote #31347
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all...