Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #12506
As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small...
Quote #6777
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Quote #12566
The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh...
Quote #6628
Tout le sang qui coule rouge; All blood is red.
Quote #9973
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And man can...
Quote #6318
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Quote #259
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
Quote #27067
If the objects who serve us feel ecstacy, they are much more often concerned...