Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #19154
That Jim Brown. He says he isn’t Superman. What he really means is that...
Quote #24350
Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and round and gets nowhere....
Quote #2894
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of...
Quote #6828
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
Quote #26453
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
Quote #27912
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #28425
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Quote #27594
It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
Quote #23911
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to...