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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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Making the simple complicated is commonplace making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that’s creativity.
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If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
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The road up and the road down is one and the same.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person....
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Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye...
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Boys are found everywhere-on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...