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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we...
Quote #22460
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water.
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #2512
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Quote #30123
Ah, Hope what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us...
Quote #32001
The sun sets without thy assistance.
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #30652
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #27374
He who can suppress a moment’s anger may prevent a day of sorrow.
Quote #12157
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.