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Spare your breath to cool your porridge.
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It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Everyone has a talent. What is rare is the courage to nurture it in...
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The President can bomb anybody he likes.
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My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
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The ritual of marriage is not simply a social event; it is a crossing...
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It is easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times...
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I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me...
Quote #9668
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.