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He would come in and say he changed his mind — which was a...
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We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They...
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Let us say what we feel, and feel what we say let speech harmonize...
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...
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Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
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None are so busy as the fool and knave.
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I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was...