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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #15042
Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs.
Quote #7958
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Quote #19513
I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
Quote #3217
Everyone realized that Computervision stock was the golden goose. But one grabbed the leg,...
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Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #14793
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
Quote #13057
If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.