Quote #28774
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears...
Quote #2878
In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is...
Quote #3747
Nothing in the entire universe ever perishes, believe me, but things vary, and adopt...
Quote #28151
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
Quote #2647
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Quote #31089
Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no...
Quote #8749
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
Quote #32745
Be bold and the mighty will follow.
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.