Quote #34520
It’s sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a...
Quote #537
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
Quote #19436
Never fight an inanimate object.
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #31405
When God temporarily rolled up the building plans of prophecy and placed them aside,...
Quote #32841
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #26047
She knows what is the best purpose of education not to be frightened by...
Quote #21288
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Quote #28983
Our government sprang from and was made for the people — not the people...