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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions...
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We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
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Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the...
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History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
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Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
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Courage is saying, Maybe what I’m doing isn’t working maybe I should try something...