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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it...
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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...
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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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(i do not know what it is about you that closes and opens; only...
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Although rumors persist to the contrary, there were no deaths while making the movie...
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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
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Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to...
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May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.