Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #19531
I play in the low 80′s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t...
Quote #3854
Never have children, only grandchildren.
Quote #24841
Love recieved and love given comprise the best form of therapy.
Quote #22039
We are living beyond our means. As a people we have developed a lifestyle...
Quote #12502
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of...
Quote #6054
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk...
Quote #34593
You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a womans name...
Quote #12906
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.