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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
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Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
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When you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...
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Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.
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Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
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A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are...
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A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
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May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...