Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #2001
God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
Quote #871
To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave...
Quote #3967
It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who...
Quote #6303
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Quote #23493
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Quote #33680
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
Quote #14320
The ideals which have always shone before me and filled me with the joy...
Quote #13022
I had rather be right than be President.
Quote #29082
It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.