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You need only claim the event of your life to make yourself yours. When...
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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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Health food makes me sick.
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Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining...
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To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.
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Have regard for your name, since it will remain for you longer than a...
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No great thing is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of grapes or...
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Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to...
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When the time comes for friends to part, love will be the bride, from...