Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #24366
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like...
Quote #8546
Be gentle with the young.
Quote #19930
There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things...
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
Quote #10894
There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #32750
So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the...
Quote #23800
Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who...
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...