Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he...
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Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,...
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...
Quote #13703
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
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I can’t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three...
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend...
Quote #23578
All art is but imitation of nature.