Quote #8839
If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would...
Quote #13746
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided...
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #18343
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones...
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #3221
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the...
Quote #17620
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #26531
Of all that is good, sublimity is supreme. Succeeding is the coming together of...