Quote #30056
Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
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I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that...
Quote #775
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #19157
A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn’t like the tune.
Quote #28964
An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
Quote #33464
The test and use of a man’s education is that he finds pleasure in...
Quote #13121
All government — indeed, every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue and every prudent...
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #28284
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
Quote #31326
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...