Quote #2928
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if...
Quote #24628
If you don’t change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is...
Quote #29025
Chain letters are not illegal. What is illegal is to threaten lives in such...
Quote #13527
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year...
Quote #20627
Nothing happens by itself… it all will come your way, once you understand that...
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A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be...
Quote #11222
A man is very apt to complain of the ingratitude of those who have...