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Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
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The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as...
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‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of...
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The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms...
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Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.
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He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot....
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The descent to Hades is the same from every place.
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The secret of being boring is to say everything.
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Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth — more than ruin...
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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...