Quote #2378
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
Quote #26897
I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #27665
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid...
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There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call...
Quote #17498
Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.
Quote #12265
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is...
Quote #13057
If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
Quote #685
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.