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In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by...
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Chase after truth like hell and you’ll free yourself, even though you never touch...
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I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying… . . ....
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Conscience is the perfect interpreter of life.
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Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote #29943
Love is like war easy to begin but very hard to stop.