Quote #33706
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote #13882
A dreamer lives for eternity.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #30747
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better...
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #16385
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and...
Quote #9989
The problem most people have with resisting temptation is that they never really want...
Quote #2904
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to...
Quote #27914
You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
Quote #34813
I’ve never quite believed that one chance is all I get.