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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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I can accept anthing, except what seems to be the easiest for most people:...
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Every mile is two in winter.
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Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
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I took a look around the office. … I walked out and closed the...
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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectfy manners, we must regulate all...
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Carl Spackler IT’S IN THE HOLE.
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All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.