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I’d like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me,...
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Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
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Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And...
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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False facts are highly injurious to the progress of science, for they often endure...
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
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The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and...
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I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...