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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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Each of us owes it to our spouse, our children, our friends, to be...
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Love flies, runs, and rejoices; it is free and nothing can hold it back.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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Real poverty is less a state of income than a state of mind.
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You must learn some of my philosophy. Think only of the past as its...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
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The body is a marvelous machine…a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or...