Quote #7295
How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.
Quote #29925
Resentment is anger directed at others–at what they did or did not do.
Quote #14851
We have got to have a dream if we are going to make a...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #26826
The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
Quote #28369
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Quote #2910
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
Quote #33786
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
Quote #27577
Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
Quote #1807
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.