Quote #2466
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
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There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...
Quote #23957
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Quote #31290
We don’t make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. – from the Joy...
Quote #19920
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
Quote #32060
If you lead a country like Britain, a strong country, a country which has...
Quote #3137
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A...
Quote #6495
Sanity is a madness put to good use.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #5375
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...