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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
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A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue...
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Family quarrels are bitter things. They don’t go according to any rules. They’re not...
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A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take...
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The more freedom we enjoy, the greater the responsibility we bear, toward others as...
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
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Everyone is having a harder time than it appears.
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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
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Reprove thy friend privately; commend him publicly.