Quote #15187
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #3328
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #1123
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #10343
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #21017
Please all, and you will please none.
Quote #25761
Forget the past and live the present hour.
Quote #12718
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
Quote #9291
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Quote #24836
Television is the triumph of machine over people.