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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned...
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The poet ranks far below the painter in the representation of visible things, and...
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There’s folks ‘ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i’...
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Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Guilt resembles a sword with two edges. On the one hand, it cuts for...
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In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted...