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An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
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I’ve lived to bury my desires, And see my dreams corrode with rust Now...
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The cautious seldom err.
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the...
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If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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What I said never changed anyone. What they understood did.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
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The first time you do the impossible, it may take a little longer.