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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
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Gluttony is not a secret vice.
Quote #19067
I have learned to use the word ‘impossible’ with the greatest caution.
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A danger foreseen is half-avoided.
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Supreme happiness will be the greatest cause of misery, and the perfection of wisdom...
Quote #23406
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
Quote #5587
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Roots creep under the ground to make a firm foundation. Shoots seems new and...
Quote #4919
Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good...